Elsa Siefker

Elsa Clare Siefker is the celebrated "Wonder Child" legend says will bring peace, unite the clans, fold road maps correctly, re-pleate the ozone layer, and teach every willing believer at least one slap bass solo. Her campaign to win our hearts featured a strong bacon-centric message along with promises to deliver more "ball" and "cat". In her own words, a bee says, "beeeeeeeee". Words to live by.