Cory Siefker

Cory Siefker is reborn on October 1st each year at 2:15 am in a ritual known as "Sleeping Through The Birthday". He is often seen bounding through thick fog in heavily wooded areas. His trademark identifier is a smear of baby food on one or both shoulders. Cory has cemented his title as "World's Best Dad" by using his spiked, iron banded "#1 Dad" coffee mug to crush all other mugs, thereby eliminating the competition.